The Burglar-Proof Home Manual
Every Door, Window, and Weak Spot a Thief Checks First, and the Cheap Fix for Each.
The spine of the library. It starts at the curb and works inward — the street, the doors, the windows, the perimeter, light and eyes, keys and valuables, habits, and what to do afterwards. Each chapter opens with a house I was called out to, walks the job through the way one person walks another through it at their elbow, then gives you The Math — parts cost in 2026 dollars, time on the job, and the return measured in minutes of delay. Then The Limits, in a grey box, telling you what the fix does not do.
- The Street — how a house gets chosen (ch. 1–5)
- Doors — why they fail at the frame (ch. 6–11)
- Windows — latches, sliders, film (ch. 12–16)
- The Perimeter — garage, fences, ladders (ch. 17–21)
- Light and Eyes — lighting, cameras, alarms (ch. 22–26)
- Keys and Valuables — key control, safes (ch. 27–31)
- Habits — the closing routine, going away (ch. 32–36)
- After — if you hear someone inside (ch. 37–40)
- Appendix A — The First Saturday
- Appendix B — The Walk-Around Audit Sheet
- Appendix C — The Materials Sourcing Sheet
- Appendix D–E — Problem index & glossary